Whole time receiving some head would be epic right now. Im just saying …
(via imreallyhornyrightnow)
We are a consumer society, not a outsourced, tax haven society.
(via georgeisbrown)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
did you write it in sharpie marker is the real question
FUCK YES I DID
(via georgeisbrown)
Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)
aka THE BEST THING EVER!!
omg.
Alfonso just made my weekend.
This just gave me my first legitimate smile in the past 72 hours.
I am losing my fucking mind
(Source: mrr-steal-ya-girl, via youlovechris)
They found drugs in Amanda Bynes house and instead of taking her to jail, they took her to the Psych ward. You tryna tell me white people not WINNING?! Lmao.
If that was my black ass I’d be a convicted felon
(via goaldigginnn)
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
You can choose what kind of tree you want to become
Idk I just find this beautiful
just imagine cemeteries looking like this
a forest of living, changing, beautiful trees. I think a tombstone holds much more finality in death than a tree. It’s like you are living on symbolically through something greater than yourself.
this is a serious post about how much I want this. I’ll make sure my family knows.
(via chillsupmyspine)
